A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
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When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
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May the power of my ass compel you!!
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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