who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
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ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
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Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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