i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
