I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
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and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
I wish there were birth control emojis
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
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So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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