never play flip cup with pint glasses
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
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