Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
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Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
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I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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