why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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