A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
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sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
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those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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