I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
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i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
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You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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