Moan for me like Helen Keller
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
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shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
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Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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