i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
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turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
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Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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