Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
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