Slut skills are useful in every country.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
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she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
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I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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