Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
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he laminated a picture of his dick.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
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I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize