mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
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then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
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Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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