I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
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The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
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Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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