I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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