batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
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i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
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Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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