If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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