I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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