Your face is a jimmy john
I cannot find my penis.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
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Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
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Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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