bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
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This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
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He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
me + whiskey = a bad person
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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