Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
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Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
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I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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