i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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