Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
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you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
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I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
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Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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