Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
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He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
He better not be in your backpack
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My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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