also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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