How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
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my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
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BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
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