i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
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She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
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if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!