Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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