I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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