i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
Randomize