ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
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