Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
she looked like the before picture.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
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Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
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The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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