Whod you bang
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
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Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
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I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
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