I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
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i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
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I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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