Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
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He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
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the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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