It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
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oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
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Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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