Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
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We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
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I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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