and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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