Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
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and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
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Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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