Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
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I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
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Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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