I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
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My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
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I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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