wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
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Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
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Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat