Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say