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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?

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Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.

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(781): Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there? (603): Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die. http://tfl.nu/1bcd

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I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.

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(704): I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing. http://tfl.nu/dymp

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(404): View more from Georgia

There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.

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(404): There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man. http://tfl.nu/gtt8

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home

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(918): I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home http://tfl.nu/0qps

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.

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(215): i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history. http://tfl.nu/28mn

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(213): View more from California

I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.

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(213): I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on. http://tfl.nu/rma0

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(574): View more from Indiana

no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"

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(574): no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house" http://tfl.nu/wkle

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I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.

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(303): I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever. http://tfl.nu/ptta

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(313): View more from Michigan

I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.

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(313): I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city. http://tfl.nu/cnew

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I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree

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(409): I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree http://tfl.nu/saof

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(613): View more from Ontario

Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"

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(613): Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night" http://tfl.nu/ts7x

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(585): View more from New York

you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..

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(585): you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink.. http://tfl.nu/9bld

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She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.

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(707): She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast. http://tfl.nu/czk4

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(248): View more from Michigan

Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.

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(248): Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real. http://tfl.nu/avlt

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(972): View more from Texas

The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location

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(972): The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location http://tfl.nu/vjmb

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