I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
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When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
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i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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