Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
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