i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
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Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
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Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.