I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
Randomize
