C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
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There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
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Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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