That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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